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Old 21-06-2005, 05:25 PM   #1
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I'm not sure how many people have seen all the David Hasselhoff related material getting around, but heres a few that were sent to me. I have a slide show as well. I get these on a regular and alarming basis.

I just think this is really silly stuff. Makes me laugh each time something new comes out. i wonder if the Hoff is aware of his bizarre popularity.

Anyway, if you have pics on the Hoff, feel free to add them here.

Heres 4 to kick it off with

The last is my favourite. Its the best to date and a real crackup.

Princess's Mary's Ultrasound


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I am so hungry


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Old 21-06-2005, 05:30 PM   #2
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Hahaha Hoffey Apples!!!! Nice! Haven't seen these but they are very funny!!
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Old 21-06-2005, 05:51 PM   #3
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Old 21-06-2005, 06:13 PM   #4
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Heres a few more

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Old 21-06-2005, 07:13 PM   #5
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Hahaha I love the Hoff Empty one!!
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Old 21-06-2005, 08:33 PM   #6
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Jeez isn't he an ugly bloke.
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Old 21-06-2005, 08:47 PM   #7
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heheh everyday some different hoff picture or powerpoint presentation gets sent around in email...it's getting annoying hehe
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Old 21-06-2005, 09:03 PM   #8
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Old 21-06-2005, 10:20 PM   #9
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I cant stand the *****, and that is all that i have to say!
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Old 21-06-2005, 11:52 PM   #10
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So what is the go...has he done a new movie or something?? what am I missing??
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Old 22-06-2005, 01:18 AM   #11
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I think he has done some extremely dodgy music videos or something as of late? His appearance in Dodgeball was pretty amusing too
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Old 22-06-2005, 01:58 AM   #12
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I couldn't resist the opportunity... I whipped this up in PSP :P

I call it the Che Hoff :
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Old 22-06-2005, 04:44 AM   #13
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He was in the Spongebob Squarepants Movie (great movie btw, loved it) as himself, The Hoff. And he took the mickey out of himself... it was very weird btw. Kinda beyond the first giggle I was wondering wtf he was doing and it stopped being funny and started being very weird. Cashing in on The Hoff...

Hoff soap had me lmao!
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Old 22-06-2005, 07:12 AM   #14
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Old 22-06-2005, 09:37 AM   #15
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Old 22-06-2005, 03:04 PM   #16
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:hihi: Some great ones there, anyone got any more to damage our eyes with? :hihi:
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Old 22-06-2005, 03:27 PM   #17
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I think that's enough :P
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Old 22-06-2005, 03:34 PM   #18
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ARGH!!! My eyes have been soiled! Must... Unsubscribe... From... Thread... :hihi:
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Old 22-06-2005, 03:38 PM   #19
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Hoffercraft! what a ****er
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Yes they are, I don't have some kind of strange Hoff obsession either : they are all from this thread which was quite amusing - http://www.skylinesaustralia.com/for...ad.php?t=69471
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Old 22-06-2005, 10:15 PM   #24
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Old 23-06-2005, 02:59 AM   #25
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What is the obsession with him lately? AARRGGHHHH!!
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well they are making Knight Rider atm, and he is in this as well

He was the german coach in dodgeball as well

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Ahh well there you go. I didn't even know that there was a remake happening. That would explain the hoff-a-thon lol.
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Old 23-06-2005, 12:03 PM   #28
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This is some funny ! I laughed at every single one of them esp. Where's Hoffy?
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Old 23-06-2005, 02:14 PM   #29
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and hes in Euro Trip, where they are making out, hes singing some SH*te love song. lol
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Where's that "Congratulations on your GAY THREAD!" image? (I like this thread, but that came to mind with funny images of The Hoff)
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