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12-08-2005, 09:49 AM | #1 | ||
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OK, so you know when you are having a drink and someone says:
Cheers, big ears! And then you say: Same goes, big nose! Well, I'm sure there is more comebacks after that. I have found: Likewise, squiggly eyes! Anyone know any more? |
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12-08-2005, 09:51 AM | #2 | ||
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Yeah I have the perfect comeback.
SHUT UP AND DRINK YOUR BEER its very popular with the ladies.
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12-08-2005, 09:54 AM | #3 | |||
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12-08-2005, 09:56 AM | #4 | ||
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Shutup you queer and drink your beer?
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12-08-2005, 10:04 AM | #5 | |||
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12-08-2005, 10:06 AM | #6 | |||
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12-08-2005, 10:09 AM | #7 | ||
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Yeah, after same goes big nose,
Well said F*$Khead. Cheers Philthy
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12-08-2005, 10:10 AM | #8 | |||
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12-08-2005, 10:42 AM | #9 | ||
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No one says Cheers big ears to me. Some people just get off easy I guess.
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12-08-2005, 11:50 AM | #10 | |||
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Less talking more skulling. |
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12-08-2005, 02:42 PM | #11 | |||
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12-08-2005, 06:05 PM | #12 | ||
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Sitting around at the pub one night having a drink with some guys I didnt know very well when another one of their mates (a pretty big dude) comes in.
One of the guys says to him "Geez your gettin' fat Barry" " Barry" just turns to him and says "well you know what they say mate YOU CANT DRIVE A SIX INCH NAIL WITH A TACK HAMMER" I remember thinking at the time what a great comeback :hihi: |
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12-08-2005, 06:21 PM | #13 | ||
ill have a beer milkshake
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no prob small knob....
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12-08-2005, 08:40 PM | #14 | |||
...fairly odd
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13-08-2005, 01:03 AM | #15 | ||
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1.Cheers Big ears!
2.Same goes Big nose Alternative Reply - Likewise c#nt eyes! |
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13-08-2005, 06:20 PM | #16 | ||
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take a hike ya dike
or back atchya fanny scratcha.. lol
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