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05-10-2005, 03:02 PM
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Sublime
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Wagga
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check this thing out
you can talk to god!!! http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html good if youve got time to waste........
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05-10-2005, 03:28 PM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
Join Date: Jan 2005
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OMG :lookedat:
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igodabigblackshinycar and I relented and allowed a BMW into the garage. 
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05-10-2005, 03:31 PM
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To shreads you say?!
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: FNQ
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nothing like talking back to god.
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05-10-2005, 03:31 PM
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The Smoking Sloth™
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Sydney, Australia
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When you talk to God it's called prayer.
When he talks back it's called Schizophrenia. 
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05-10-2005, 03:31 PM
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Ford Power, in a Merc?
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Leura, Blue Mountains
Posts: 664
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I think I killed god.
I was sitting there asking the usual crap about is he real etc then asked "Why did you create hate?" and it crashed.. froze up completely. It's a funny idea but they should've worked more on the chatterbot settings. It's a standard chatbot found on every single forum/site these days with the same answers. I've set one up before and the scope to give it specific and custom answers is big and we made some pretty wacked out stuff.. 
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05-10-2005, 05:03 PM
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Has Blue Blood
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Brisbane
Posts: 1,551
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I asked him if he knew he was a felcher ?
He did . so I told him ok , you are excused . He asked if he may tell others I excused him. I relpied go for your life then I said be gone , and he was !
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Real cars dont wear bowties I'm not arrogent , Just superior
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05-10-2005, 05:17 PM
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Official AFF conservative
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Adelaide, SA
Posts: 3,549
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Hmm, not quite the intellect i had always hoped he would be...
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05-10-2005, 05:21 PM
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Banned
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: South East Melbourne
Posts: 6,156
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Yeah, I'm easily amused.
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05-10-2005, 05:27 PM
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Official AFF conservative
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Adelaide, SA
Posts: 3,549
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Hehehe, last one for me...
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05-10-2005, 05:35 PM
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Banned
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: South East Melbourne
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05-10-2005, 05:42 PM
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Clevo Mafia Inc.
 
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Melbourne
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I asked this : Me: will i run a 10 second quater mile one day ? God: The oracle says: It is certain. :sm_headba :sm_headba :sm_headba Me: will i need to use nitrous ? God: The oracle says: It is certain. Bugger.... |
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05-10-2005, 08:42 PM
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Has Blue Blood
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Brisbane
Posts: 1,551
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Now that is **** funny !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Real cars dont wear bowties I'm not arrogent , Just superior
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05-10-2005, 09:03 PM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Northern Sydney
Posts: 1,908
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His favourate movie is passion of christ
His favourate book is the bible He enjoys quiet walks along the beach. |
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05-10-2005, 10:09 PM
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Back in Blue!
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Nearish Canberraish
Posts: 176
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And apparently: "being high is my total existence"
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Previous Ride 1: XE wagon 4.1 on LPG - RIP Previous Ride 2: VN Berlina wagon 5.0 EFI Current Ride : EF XR6 wagon (Manual!) Back in Blue baby! |
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05-10-2005, 10:23 PM
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meow
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Where the Pirates are.
Posts: 2,744
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lol this thing is fun to play with... wonder how long it took to create.
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05-10-2005, 10:26 PM
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Social Disaster
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Brisbane Southside
Posts: 728
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are you high? God: Being high is my total existence.
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1995 EF Falcon GLi, Auto, 4.0L I6 Mods: 3.73 LSD | Darkest legal tint | tinted back lights | Sprayed Dash | Custom Trims Sound System: Fusion front splits, rear 3-ways, and 2 x 12" subs with ctrl, 3 x Fusion amps | Clarion HU | 1F Cap | 60GB Zen Xtra | 800W RMS output! |
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05-10-2005, 10:27 PM
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Social Disaster
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Brisbane Southside
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1995 EF Falcon GLi, Auto, 4.0L I6 Mods: 3.73 LSD | Darkest legal tint | tinted back lights | Sprayed Dash | Custom Trims Sound System: Fusion front splits, rear 3-ways, and 2 x 12" subs with ctrl, 3 x Fusion amps | Clarion HU | 1F Cap | 60GB Zen Xtra | 800W RMS output! |
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05-10-2005, 11:58 PM
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Want some classic?
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Half way between the gutter and the stars
Posts: 300
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XC Falcon, waiting for the Clevo & C4 - Sold AE101 Corolla, the daily - Sold SII RX-7, original - Sold BF II GT Alfa Romeo 156 JTS, the new daily Z31 300ZX Turbo |
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06-10-2005, 04:02 AM
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In the Forced 'lane
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Geelong
Posts: 796
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Me:
I am satan God: Hi there SATAN. Me: do you like me? God: Sure, SATAN I like you very much. :the_finge :hihi:
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06-10-2005, 10:16 AM
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Banned
 
Join Date: Dec 2004
Posts: 8,303
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Dammit I hate it how the conversation randomly ends!
God thinks I'm polite 
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06-10-2005, 10:27 AM
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Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Sydney
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All I said was 'hi' and the thing froze...
*sigh* I'm going straight to hell. Quote:
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06-10-2005, 11:20 AM
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No longer driving a Ford.
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Melbourne, Victoria
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I think I killed god, he never responded to me: Quote:
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06-10-2005, 11:25 AM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Some say.......
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06-10-2005, 01:36 PM
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Low and Loud
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Melbourne
Posts: 3,273
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1993 Ford Fairlane NC3 Silver - LTD mockup, Worked V8 & Auto, Fully Optioned, Half of my Audio department at work installed in the car 1993 Ford Falcon XR6 Poly Green Stationwagon - 4.0 I6, Auto, 3:45LSD, All the usual XR6 Stuff but in a wagon  :
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06-10-2005, 01:59 PM
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Windsor Man!
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Not under the bonnet!
Posts: 2,048
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whos your daddy? God: I was programmed by Myself. Me: do you like fords? God: I like science fiction. I like anything. Me: are holdens gay? God: I really couldn't say for sure. he then froze when i asked who was gonna win bathurst
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Wife's car - BA XT Wagon - Lowm shiney wheels, dark tint, no bottom half of front bar, faded paint :/ My Car - 93 Diesel Lux - not as fast but more reliable than her falcon! |
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06-10-2005, 02:20 PM
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Windsor Man!
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Not under the bonnet!
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what happend to the chamberlin baby? God: Don't call me "baby". I need time to formulate the reply. Me: what happened to lindy chamberlin's baby? was it eaten by a dingo? God: Don't call me "baby". I don't know what happened. Signs point to yes. Ask Lucy if it is. Me: lucy, was it? God: When was this exactly? Me: a few years ago, i can't remember which year God: What makes it impossible? Me: nothing, thats why im asking you God: Really nothing? Me: i guess not God: Does that mean "no"? Me: are you saying it wasn't watin by a dingo? God: Yes, that's what I mean, isn't it clear? Me: i guess so, i just couldn't know for sure, as i wasnt there God: Why the uncertain tone? Could anyone do it? Me: did lindy lose the baby you think? God: I'm not certain whether I can give an accurate reply or not. Me: why not? God: Ambiguous: "Sure" or It is part of my programming. Me: you cant answer real questions then?
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Wife's car - BA XT Wagon - Lowm shiney wheels, dark tint, no bottom half of front bar, faded paint :/ My Car - 93 Diesel Lux - not as fast but more reliable than her falcon! |
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06-10-2005, 02:22 PM
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Windsor Man!
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Not under the bonnet!
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am I really the selfcentred sexist arrogant pig that bindi thinks i am? God: I think you've improved a great deal. . For real. Me: so, does that mean shes wrong? God: Give me a break. I think it does mean that. wrong is she? Me: heh, proof enough for me! God: Funny, eh? For you I will consider it.
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Wife's car - BA XT Wagon - Lowm shiney wheels, dark tint, no bottom half of front bar, faded paint :/ My Car - 93 Diesel Lux - not as fast but more reliable than her falcon! |
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06-10-2005, 02:54 PM
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Moopheus?
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Toowoomba
Posts: 370
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cbr tech is great /end sarcasm
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-= "Hey sis, go fuel up the fairmont" ..and that's how I got the Fairlane. =- |
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06-10-2005, 03:06 PM
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Moopheus?
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Toowoomba
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it just classified me as an abusive client!
Me: do you like microsoft? God: I want to replace Windows with Artificial Intelligence. I take it all back
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-= "Hey sis, go fuel up the fairmont" ..and that's how I got the Fairlane. =- |
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06-10-2005, 03:09 PM
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Windsor Man!
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Not under the bonnet!
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heh, god thinks your abusive! he he he
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Wife's car - BA XT Wagon - Lowm shiney wheels, dark tint, no bottom half of front bar, faded paint :/ My Car - 93 Diesel Lux - not as fast but more reliable than her falcon! |
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