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09-02-2006, 01:30 PM | #1 | ||
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Police Warning.
Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties and local pubs to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman. Many females use a date rape drug on the market called "Beer" to target unsuspecting men. The drug is generally found in liquid form and is now available almost anywhere. It comes in bottles, in cans, from taps, and in large "kegs." Beer is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to go home and have sex with them. Typically, a woman needs only to persuade a guy to consume a few units of Beer and then simply ask him home for no-strings-attached sex. Men are rendered helpless against this approach. After drinking Beer, men often awaken with only hazy memories of exactly what happened to them the night before, often with just a vague feeling that "something bad" occurred. At other times these unfortunate men are swindled out of their life savings, in a familiar scam known as "A Relationship." It has been reported that in extreme cases, the female may even be shrewd enough to entrap the unsuspecting male into a longer-term form of servitude and punishment referred to as "Marriage." Apparently, men are much more susceptible to this scam after Beer is administered and sex is offered by the predatory females. Please forward this warning to every male you know. (And women with a sense of humor!) If you fall victim to this insidious Beer and the predatory women administering it, there are male support groups with venues in every town where you can discuss the details of your shocking encounter in an open and frank manner with similarly affected, like-minded guys. For the support group nearest you, just look up "Golf Courses" in the yellow pages.
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09-02-2006, 01:35 PM | #2 | ||
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I wish there were female sexual preddators that would do this! :S
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09-02-2006, 01:36 PM | #3 | ||
Once PHASED.
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This happened to me once .I'm still getting over it..blokes please take note.....
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09-02-2006, 01:39 PM | #4 | ||
GT4.
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Waking up next to a girl you dont know and her arms are around you is freaky. PLease do the deed and forward on this message... :
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09-02-2006, 01:48 PM | #5 | ||
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Try waking up in women's pink frilly boxer's in a bed that isn't yours and with very little recollection of the previous evening, its scary.
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09-02-2006, 01:50 PM | #6 | ||
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I spose if she's a pogga then I can understand what your saying! :(
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09-02-2006, 01:56 PM | #7 | ||
XR8 v Lee. love you Lee
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I have been in therapy for this type of attack from my wife, no just means yes and yes means no,
woman just exploit our sexuality to suit thier own needs, but they just gotta ask first. bwhahahahah great read
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09-02-2006, 02:14 PM | #8 | ||
Critical Thinker
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geez, if only my wife would abuse me in that way once in a while then I would reason to complain!
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09-02-2006, 02:59 PM | #9 | ||
Back to N/A land
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Classic !
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09-02-2006, 04:25 PM | #10 | ||
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So where can I find these alusive Sexual Predators. They seem to be a rare species only found in areas where your not.
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09-02-2006, 04:41 PM | #11 | ||
Enjoy Life
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You know how us blokes talk about the one that got away down at the pub,well these predators we talk about have many similar stories.
I escaped the odd trawler here and there until I was taken hook line and sinker 8 years ago. WATCH OUT!!! |
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09-02-2006, 04:44 PM | #12 | ||
Starter Motor
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Hmm, i think i may be one of them, LOL...... or at least used to be! ive found most blokes like to be hit on, although they usually get in first
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09-02-2006, 05:02 PM | #13 | ||
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I woke up next to one with my arm around her. I tried to sneak away and got nearly all my arm out, but 3 fingers got caught.
Needless to say I miss those three fingers. I tell my mates I lost them at work so I won't cop flak.
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09-02-2006, 07:12 PM | #14 | |||
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what is a pogga? |
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09-02-2006, 07:23 PM | #15 | ||
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So thats what happens everytime i go to the Pub, i always wondered what it was called...
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09-02-2006, 07:41 PM | #16 | |||
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i was once 'picked up' and 'dragged' on the dance floor by this, er... thing. she was more man than Arnold Schwarzenegger. i went home with her and well, umm can't remeber that part, but i told my mates she threatened to eat me if i didn't go home with her. i was really scared she was going to eat me. she now calls me 'fried rice'. maybe cause i'm to hot in the bedroom... i don't know. for those that don't know, RICE is my last name. :SaiyanSmi
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09-02-2006, 08:37 PM | #17 | |||
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funny stuff!
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09-02-2006, 08:41 PM | #18 | ||
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So now I know how I ended up with my husband, on our first date I bought us a carton of beer. So it worked for me. LOL!!!
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09-02-2006, 09:08 PM | #19 | |||
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09-02-2006, 09:22 PM | #20 | |||
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09-02-2006, 09:27 PM | #21 | ||
FF.Com.Au Hardcore
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BWuhahahahahaa
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10-02-2006, 08:53 PM | #22 | |||
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Cmon hook me up : |
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11-02-2006, 12:01 PM | #23 | |||
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Its twice as bad when there are 2 of em ! :evilking:
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