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28-05-2006, 03:54 PM
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A Bloke
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Far North Queensland, Australia
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I've suspected for some time now that my girlfriend has been having an affair. The usual signs. Phone rings, I answer, someone hangs up. She started going out 'with the girls' a lot recently although when I ask which girls it is always "Just some friends from work, you don't know them". I always look out for her taxi coming home but she always walks down the drive although I can hear a car setting off. As if she has got out of the car round the corner. Why? Is it not a taxi? I once picked her mobile up just to see what time it was and she went beserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her.
Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my g/f. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth but last night she went out again and I decided to check on her. I decided I was going to hide behind my car which would give me a view of the whole street so I could see which car she gets out of. It was whilst crouched behind my car that I noticed rust around my rear wheel arch. Should I take it into a body repair shop or should I buy some stuff from the local auto shop and try to repair it myself? Taken from another forum but I got a kick out of it!
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28-05-2006, 04:02 PM
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Back to Le Frenchy
Join Date: Feb 2005
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Bwahahahaha. That's a classic.
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28-05-2006, 04:12 PM
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Allan Smithee
Join Date: May 2005
Location: SE Melbourne
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That's a pi$$er!
There was I thinking you'd have a whole thread full of people ready to go all Dr Phil on your a$$!
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28-05-2006, 04:23 PM
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black xb
 
Join Date: Jan 2006
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the body has to be taken care of by somebody who knows their craft. some 5 min quick job is never the answer.
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28-05-2006, 04:35 PM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
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Location: Melbourne
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Definatly take it to the repair shop :P
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28-05-2006, 04:38 PM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
Join Date: Sep 2005
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classic
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28-05-2006, 04:42 PM
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Central to all beach's
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Love it, well done!!!!
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28-05-2006, 04:54 PM
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www.lukehimself.net
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Melbourne, Victoria
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Mate that is great I read that taking it fully serious! LOL well done!
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28-05-2006, 05:11 PM
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Shoot.
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Melbourne
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Hahahah had me going even though I've read something similar before!
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28-05-2006, 05:30 PM
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Last warning
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Mornington Peninsula, Victoria HeadCount: 3
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same here Luke
 i knew it sounded familiar :P
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28-05-2006, 06:28 PM
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dazed&confused
Join Date: Jan 2006
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dead set had me going for a moment
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28-05-2006, 07:48 PM
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Dedicated to Safety....
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Love it.
I hope you get things sorted with your Rust problem Cheers,
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28-05-2006, 07:56 PM
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Location: South Coast
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take both problems to the tip!
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28-05-2006, 08:56 PM
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as soon as i seen the post i thought REPOST......almost to the exact same words too.
still a classic that will always amuse! |
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28-05-2006, 09:16 PM
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V8 Powaah
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Sunshine Coast, QLD
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I was taken in hook,line and sinker
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28-05-2006, 09:22 PM
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Purveyor of filth
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Melbourne
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For a second I thought you were serious. Needed a laugh
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28-05-2006, 10:54 PM
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IT JUST GET'S BETTER
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Rum City
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I'd dump the girl or trade both the car and the girl in for a newer model... then both your worries will be dealt with...
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28-05-2006, 11:02 PM
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Hello
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Mt Barker, SA
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Hahaha good one, I fell for that. Only thing was that I was thinking what is this poor tool doing posting his personal problems in the Bar, doesnt he know it will get locked? Hahaha.
Do you even have any rust on your car? LOL
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29-05-2006, 03:41 AM
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hunting 300kw's
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Bendigo
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haha yer u got me take ur car to a decent panel shop
send your missus around here  :  :
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