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Old 12-04-2005, 07:14 PM   #1
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Default Good Joke

A divorced man was out at a funtcion when he spots his ex-wife and her new charming husband milling thru the crowd

Still holding a grudge he is determined to show the new husband up.

After a few more beers he walks over to the good looking bloke that married his ex wife and quite loudly says
"So you think you're so smart, What is it like using second hand goods?"

Calmly the new husband replies "Not too bad actually, Past the first three inches its all brand new!"
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Old 12-04-2005, 07:15 PM   #2
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ahhahahahaha pretttttty good!
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Old 12-04-2005, 07:17 PM   #3
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Hahaha nice! I love it!!
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Old 12-04-2005, 07:19 PM   #4
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LOL good one!!
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Old 13-04-2005, 02:27 AM   #5
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owned badly...
there's no comeback to that. just walk away....
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Old 13-04-2005, 06:39 AM   #6
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Ouch! bwahahahahaha that is a brilliant comeback and I am in awe
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Old 13-04-2005, 08:27 AM   #7
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: thats a good one
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Old 13-04-2005, 02:44 PM   #8
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ha lol that is great!
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Old 13-04-2005, 03:08 PM   #9
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haha spot on
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