Proof That All Is Not Of Sound Mind

[Hardtopxb]

I am waiting for a flight, and am bored..The follwing are true..
In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her husband,but may only do so with her bare hands.The husband's illicit lover,on the other hand can be killed in any manner desired.(bit one sided)

Topless sales women are legal in Liverpool England,but only in Tropical fish stores.(The heat maybe?.)

InCali,Columbia,a woman can only have sex with her husband, and the first time her mother must be present in the room to witness the act.(Makes one shudder at the thought.)

In Santa Cruze,Bolivia,it's illegal to have sex with a woman and her daughter at the same time.(This must have been a huge problem that they had to pass this law?.)

In Lebanon,men are legally allowed to have sex with animals,but they must be female animals.Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death(says a lot.)

In Bahrain,male doctors may not by law examine a woman's genitals by direct sight, he can examine them in a mirror though.(Turn you off bieng a doctor over there?.)

The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.(Not a lot of blind people in Indonesia.)

There are men in Guam whose full time JOB is to travel the country defowering young vergins, who PAY them for the privilege of having sex for the first time.Reason it's against the law for vergins to marry.(Needless to there is a massive waiting list for these jobs.)

Humans and dolphins are supposedly the only animals to have sex for pleasure.(Is that why Dolphins always appear to be smiling.)

And last..Turtles can breath through their ar$e..(Cant think of a thing to say here)

WHY WE SPLIT UP.
She told me we couldn't afford my beer anymore and to give it up.
Then I caught her spending $60 dollars on make up.
And I asked how come I had to give stuff up and not her.
She said she needed the make up to look pretty for me.
I told her that was what I need beer for.
I don't think she's coming back.

Thats it I'm boarding..

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[DODDO]

Ineresting. I like the beer one; its to the point.

[4.9 EF Futura]

Lol, god bless wi-fi access points at airports!

Oh and note to self.... leave the mistress at home when the wife and i go to hong kong...

[GXL078]

LOL at Lebanon!

reminds me of a joke:
Patient: DR. DR. You've got to help me I keep wanting to have sex with my dog.
Dr: Is is a male dog or a female dog?
Patient: Female of course , what do you think I'm queer or something?

[sfr rob]

haha thats some funny stuff mate!

[XR6-VCT-2000]

lol , unreal .. hahaha , that last joke was a ****er ;) .

[ZA-289]

Totally un related.....

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