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14-03-2007, 02:07 PM | #1 | ||
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I am guessing there are no P plater in Commodores over there.
FOUR wild elephants drunk on beer were electrocuted when they stumbled into a power pole and brought it down on top of themselves in northeast India. Elephants are known to have a taste for the rice beer brewed by tribes across northeast India. A herd of up to 25 elephants rampaged in a remote area in the West Garo Hills district earlier this week, forcing villagers to run for cover and leave their freshly brewed beverage behind, BBC News online reported. After drinking the village dry, the elephants ran into a power pole, bringing it down. Their trunks bore the brunt of the shock from the high-tension wire and four elephants were killed instantly, the website said. Elephant expert Kushal Konwar Sharma, an Assam lecturer, said elephants frequently drank rice beer and caused devastation when they became intoxicated. Wildlife officials said that in the last two years elephants had killed at least 180 people in Assam and Meghalaya, and more than 200 elephants had been killed by angry villagers in the last six years. |
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14-03-2007, 02:10 PM | #2 | ||
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So the question remains do drunk elephants see pink humans ?
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14-03-2007, 02:16 PM | #3 | ||
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were any pappadums harmed?
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14-03-2007, 02:20 PM | #4 | ||
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Bloody hoons...
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14-03-2007, 02:25 PM | #5 | ||
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now this I'd like to see on youtube!
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14-03-2007, 02:46 PM | #6 | ||
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Bollywood Horror Movie Material..
"When the Natives brew their rice beer...A Force of Nature appears from the Jungle to be Reckoned with...Romp of the Drunken Elephants...Coming to a Movie Hut near you!"
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14-03-2007, 02:52 PM | #7 | |||
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14-03-2007, 03:08 PM | #8 | |||
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14-03-2007, 03:53 PM | #9 | |||
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14-03-2007, 04:29 PM | #11 | ||
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They have electricity over there?
But a drunken elephant would be good to see though...
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14-03-2007, 04:34 PM | #12 | ||
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I wonder what fried elephant tastes like?
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14-03-2007, 04:48 PM | #13 | ||
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Possibly the funniest thread title ever!
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14-03-2007, 06:10 PM | #14 | ||
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double post
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14-03-2007, 06:11 PM | #15 | |||
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14-03-2007, 10:41 PM | #16 | |||
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14-03-2007, 10:47 PM | #17 | |||
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14-03-2007, 10:56 PM | #18 | ||
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BAHAHAHAHA not the other AFF . no Friends to Find while eating Meat ?
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14-03-2007, 11:22 PM | #19 | ||
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The drunken dancing elephants of calcutta!! now with fireworks!
opening night show followed with free bbq for audience backstage. |
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15-03-2007, 12:57 AM | #20 | |||
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I certainly hope so! mind you...i hear there plenty of meat on the other AFF
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15-03-2007, 01:01 AM | #21 | ||
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15-03-2007, 01:03 AM | #22 | ||
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Today tonight will be presenting "hoon elephants" every couple of weeks now, that may take the edge of the "car hoons"
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15-03-2007, 02:39 AM | #23 | ||
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So let me get this straight...a plague of plastered pachyderms plowed into some potent powerlines, perishing promptly. How perturbing.
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15-03-2007, 03:29 AM | #24 | |||
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15-03-2007, 03:36 AM | #25 | ||
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everyone bring a keg of different beer, someone briing sweet chili, tomato and bbq sauce and we can all hoe into it :P
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15-03-2007, 10:14 AM | #26 | ||
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Who will eat the fifth leg?
I'll leave that for some of you blokes to fight over.
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15-03-2007, 11:04 AM | #27 | ||
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next thing you know Naomi Robsin will be over there trying to rescue a poor indian from being canabalised by one of the "drunken" elephants rofl......
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15-03-2007, 11:50 AM | #28 | ||
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mmmm NAomi Robson :sm_drool:
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